Banta: Vrat Hai? Prito: Ha Ji Banta: Kuch Khaya? Prito: Ha Ji Banta: Kya? Prito: Kela Seb Anar Mungfali Frut Creem Aalu Ki Tikki Sabudane Ki Khir Sabudane Ke Papad Kuttu Ki Puri Savankh Ke Chaval Singhade Ke Aate Ka Halwa Khira Subah-Subah Chay Aur Ab Jus Pi Rahi Hu Banta: Bahut Sakht Vrat Rakh Rahi Ho Yah Har Kisi Ke Bas Ka Kahan Hai Aur Kuch Khane Ki Ichchha Hai? Dekh Lo Kahin Kamjori N A Jaye
A Starbucks opened in Hyderabad. Waiter: Kya Hona? Customer: Latte? Waiter: Hau Latoon. Ab Kya Hona Bolo? Customer: Waiter, Cappuccino. Waiter: Kaiku Doosro Ke cuppa Chinu, Andar Bahut cuppa Hain. Customer: Ek Mocca Hona. Waiter: Mauka Sab Ku Hona Life Mein Ek Baar. Ab Kya Hona Bolo? Starbucks closed!
Vyapam Scam Ke Upper Post Daalne Ka Bahut Mann Hai; Lekin Darr Lagta Hai - Kahin Saala, Mujhe Bhi Gayab Na Karwa Dein!
1 Engineer, 1 BBA Student aur 1 Sindhi ship mein ja rahe the.. 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam! Engineer ne needle phenki. Jinn ne dhoond li or use maar diya.. BBA Student ne memory card phenka. Jinn ne dhoond liya or use bhi maar diya.. Sindhi ne disprin phenki, woh pani mein ghul gayi. Sindhi bola: Chal Beta, Ghar Chal Bahut Kaam Pada Hai! JINN Shocked & Sindhi ROCKED.
Santa:Kal dadaji kuweme gir gye, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rhe The Banta:Ab kaise hai? Santa:Thik honge,kalse kuwense koi awaz nahi ayi